{"id":608,"date":"2013-06-09T20:14:04","date_gmt":"2013-06-09T18:14:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/?p=608"},"modified":"2016-06-13T21:50:26","modified_gmt":"2016-06-13T19:50:26","slug":"az-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/az-2\/","title":{"rendered":"C&rsquo;est con, vous auriez d\u00fb venir !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\" align=\"center\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"3\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: center; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\" align=\"center\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"3\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: left; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\" align=\"center\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"3\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-606\" src=\"https:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tournoi07062013-2.jpg\" alt=\"tournoi07062013-2\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"400\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tournoi07062013-2.jpg 443w, https:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tournoi07062013-2-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\" align=\"center\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"3\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;\">Vous avez rat\u00e9\u00a0:<\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Deux salles, deux ambiances\u00a0: \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur, c\u2019\u00e9tait quasiment tropical et festif\u00a0; \u00e0 l\u2019ext\u00e9rieur, des trombes d\u2019eau\u00a0: certains joueurs sont arriv\u00e9s \u00e0 la nage depuis le parking\u2026 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">MC Flo<\/b> aux platines et aux feuilles de matches, assist\u00e9 de <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Cl\u00e9mentine<\/b> aux chips et au sandwich jambon\/beurre.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Max,<\/b> le seul tr\u00e9sorier au monde sans fonds de caisse\u00a0: pas pratique pour rendre la monnaie, hein, mon lapin\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Yves<\/b>, un retrait\u00e9 tr\u00e8s occup\u00e9 (pl\u00e9onasme)\u00a0: il a fait les courses et choisi un petit Graves qui se laissait boire, ma foi\u00a0! Ah, il avait aussi apport\u00e9 LE tire-bouchon\u2026 Un gars s\u00e9rieux sur qui on peut compter\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Un buffet somptueux, quoiqu\u2019un peu gras peut-\u00eatre\u00a0: on a d\u00fb \u00e9vacuer un nutritionniste qui s\u2019\u00e9tait \u00e9gar\u00e9 dans notre salle et qui \u00e9tait au bord du suicide quand il a vu qu\u2019on \u00e9tait capable de manger des cacahu\u00e8tes entre deux sandwiches au p\u00e2t\u00e9, quelle chochotte\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Notre V\u00e9n\u00e9r\u00e9 Pr\u00e9sident Sylvain<\/b> qui s\u2019est doublement sacrifi\u00e9\u00a0: renon\u00e7ant \u00e0 sa part de salade de tagliatelles pour \u00eatre s\u00fbr que tout le monde soit servi, il n\u2019a m\u00eame pas protest\u00e9 quand Flo lui a dit qu\u2019il jouait avec Chris\u2026 Pr\u00e9sident, c\u2019est pas un m\u00e9tier facile\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf La superbe raquette de <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Sylvain<\/b>, notre entra\u00eeneur f\u00e9tiche\u00a0: un c\u00f4t\u00e9 bleu, un c\u00f4t\u00e9 jaune, bient\u00f4t en vente libre\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Un paquet de p\u2019tits jeunes tr\u00e8s motiv\u00e9s et qui topent vite et fort\u00a0: <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Louis, Arthur, Victor, Ulysse, Arthur, Liam, Steven, Timoth\u00e9e, Adrien, Matthias \u2026<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Quelques parents<b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">, Antoine, St\u00e9phane, Dinis<\/b> et <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Christophe<\/b> qui ont d\u00fb trouver que le ping est un sport\u2026 bruyant.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Quelques revenants\u00a0: <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Hugo, Chris, Thierry<\/b> (juste pass\u00e9 faire un petit coucou), les <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">L\u00e9cuyer P\u00e8re &#038; Fils<\/b> (la pomme ne tombant pas loin de l\u2019arbre, ce fut la paire la plus bruyante du tournoi, 105db lors du \u00bc de finales) et <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Anne<\/b> (future infirmi\u00e8re seulement, au grand dam de Sylvain, J\u00e9r\u00f4me et Brian qui s\u2019\u00e9taient bless\u00e9s)\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Les assidus du club\u00a0: <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Hubert, Patrice, Flo, Yves, Sylvain, J\u00e9r\u00f4me, Willy, Thomas et son fr\u00e8re, Brian, Judi, Max, Pascal, Quentin\u2026<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf La touche f\u00e9minine de la soir\u00e9e\u00a0: <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Caroline<\/b> et <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Anne<\/b> (de passage et toujours aussi pin-up).<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Plein de matches serr\u00e9s, eh, les mecs, on l\u00e2che rien\u00a0: c\u2019est un peu notre Roland Garros \u00e0 nous, ce tournoi\u00a0!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Un brin de mauvaise foi pour accuser son co-\u00e9quipier de pas assez saquer ou inversement son adversaire de trop saquer.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Un brin de mauvais foie pour ceux qui ont \u00e0 la fois abus\u00e9 des cahu\u00e8tes, de la sauce pi\u00e9montaise et du beurre au Crumble de <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Maxime<\/b>.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Un manque de fair-play\u2026 Comment la seule fille en comp\u00e9tition et un ancien pr\u00e9sident ont-il pu \u00eatre battus et en plus par des petits jeunes, un brin moqueurs, qui rigolaient\u00a0? Eh, oui, Flo, le respect se perd\u2026 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Une finale haletante pleine de suspense. <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Sylvain<\/b> jouera-t-il ou pas avec sa raquette jaune\u00a0? Supportera-t-il la pression et les quelques bi\u00e8res ingurgit\u00e9es\u00a0? Ira-t-il ou pas aux urgences se faire pl\u00e2trer la cheville\u00a0?\u00a0 <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Arthur<\/b> osera t-il battre son papa\u00a0? <b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\">Christophe<\/b> laissera t-il gagner son fils\u00a0? Y aura-t-il de la neige \u00e0 No\u00ebl\u00a0?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\">\u25cf Au final, <\/span><\/span><b style=\"mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;\"><span style=\"font-size: 14pt; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\">Arthur et Louis vainqueurs<\/span><\/b><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\">, 3 sacs de recyclage, 2 sac d\u2019ordures, 5 morceaux de p\u00e2t\u00e9, 3 paquets de jambon, du fromage, un coup de balai, un coup d\u2019\u00e9ponge, de l\u2019huile de coude, et pour faire passer tout \u00e7a \u2026 du beurre, du beurre et encore du beurre.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">\u25cf Baisser du rideau \u00e0 3h<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"3\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\">Franchement, c\u2019est con, vous auriez d\u00fb venir\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span style=\"mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma;\"><span size=\"3\" style=\"font-size: small;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\" size-full wp-image-607\" src=\"https:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tournoi07062013-1.jpg\" alt=\"tournoi07062013-1\" style=\"display: block; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;\" height=\"272\" width=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tournoi07062013-1.jpg 591w, https:\/\/www.melesseping.net\/0_wp-4.5-fr_FR\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/tournoi07062013-1-300x272.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"text-align: justify; margin: 0cm 0cm 0pt;\"><span face=\"Tahoma\" size=\"3\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma; font-size: small;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a0 \u00a0 Vous avez rat\u00e9\u00a0: \u25cf Deux salles, deux ambiances\u00a0: \u00e0 l\u2019int\u00e9rieur, c\u2019\u00e9tait quasiment tropical et festif\u00a0; \u00e0 l\u2019ext\u00e9rieur, des trombes d\u2019eau\u00a0: certains joueurs sont arriv\u00e9s \u00e0 la nage depuis le parking\u2026 \u25cf MC Flo aux platines et aux feuilles de matches, assist\u00e9 de Cl\u00e9mentine aux chips et au sandwich jambon\/beurre. \u25cf Max, le seul [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":606,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_members_access_role":[],"_members_access_error":""},"categories":[14,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-608","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-catactudiverses","category-archives-du-site-web"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>C&#039;est con, vous auriez d\u00fb venir ! 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