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P-Yves L 0, Aur\u00e9lien 0, Chris 0, Gwen 3 + double Gwen\/Aur\u00e9lien gagn\u00e9<\/i><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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PICOTI PICOTA<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Dialogue dans une Clio\u00a0:<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0 Bon, ben Chris, vu la branl\u00e9e qu\u2019on a pris, \u00e7a va \u00eatre vite fait ton compte rendu\u00a0ce coup-ci! a dit Pierre-Yves<\/b>.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0Crois pas \u00e7a, petit, a r\u00e9pliqu\u00e9 Chris<\/b>, je vais broder un peu et je vais enjoliver pour pas qu\u2019on passe trop pour des cons\u00a0!<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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\u00a0\u00a0 –\u00a0\u00a0Comme d\u2019hab, a soupir\u00e9 Gwen<\/b>.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Aur\u00e9lien<\/b> n\u2019a rien dit, vu qu\u2019on venait de le d\u00e9poser chez lui.<\/div>\n
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Aujourd\u2019hui, je vais donc vous parler du monde merveilleux de Wack Sport<\/b>.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Il \u00e9tait une fois au pays magique de Wack Sport un rev\u00eatement spectaculaire, compos\u00e9 de petits picots et qui poussait dans des arbustes extraordinaires.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Picoti picota, une poule sur un mur\u2026<\/i><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Pour notre plus grand malheur, ce rev\u00eatement \u00e9tait en vente libre (alors que dans certains autres royaumes, il est consid\u00e9r\u00e9 comme une arme de 2\u00e8me<\/sup> cat\u00e9gorie).<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Qui picotait du pain dur\u2026<\/i><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Quatre affreux vieux brigands, moyennant un ch\u00e8que d\u2019environ 29,90\u20ac, s\u2019\u00e9quip\u00e8rent de cette arme redoutable.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Picoti, picota, pond un \u0153uf\u2026<\/i><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Ils tendirent ensuite un pi\u00e8ge dans l\u2019enceinte de leur ch\u00e2teau \u00e0 quatre pauvres chevaliers valeureux, beaux, int\u00e8gres, bien coiff\u00e9s, athl\u00e9tiques, honn\u00eates, innocents, courageux, t\u00e9m\u00e9raires voire intr\u00e9pides.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Picoti, picota, l\u00e8ve la queue\u2026<\/i><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Ils leur coll\u00e8rent la mis\u00e8re. Seul le chevalier Gwen<\/b> De Chevaign\u00e9 parvint \u00e0 sauver quelque peu notre honneur\u2026<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Picoti, picota, l\u00e8ve la queue et puis s\u2019en va\u2026<\/i><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Dialogue pr\u00e9visible lors du prochain entra\u00eenement\u00a0:<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0\u00a0A\u00efe, \u00e7a s\u2019arrange pas\u00a0ses comptes rendus! dira Gwen.<\/b><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0\u00a0Mon royaume pour un picot\u00a0! dira P-Yves<\/b>.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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–\u00a0\u00a0Il y a d\u00e9cid\u00e9ment quelque chose de pourri au royaume de Wack Sport\u00a0! dira Aur\u00e9lien<\/b><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Chris<\/b>, lui, ne dira rien\u00a0: avec toutes ces conneries, il s\u2019est claqu\u00e9 le dos et il va avoir du mal \u00e0 s\u2019entra\u00eener cette semaine\u2026<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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PS\u00a0: merci \u00e0 Aur\u00e9lien<\/b> d\u2019\u00eatre venu nous d\u00e9panner au pied lev\u00e9, en plus, il a tr\u00e8s bien assur\u00e9 le double.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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