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P-Yves L 1, Paco 0, Gwen 3, Chris 3 + double Paco\/Chris gagn\u00e9<\/i><\/span><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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3 SPORTS DE CRETINS<\/span><\/b><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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En remontant de la salle, apr\u00e8s la rencontre, je r\u00e9fl\u00e9chissais: il existe 3 sports de cr\u00e9tins, le ping-pong, le v\u00e9lo et la course \u00e0 pied.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Bon, le ping<\/b>, vous le savez d\u00e9j\u00e0, c\u2019est un sport tr\u00e8s \u00e9nervant\u00a0: des tables trop courtes, des filets trop hauts, des raquettes trop (ou pas assez) rapides, des adversaires peu coop\u00e9ratifs, une balle trop orange\u2026<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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En faisant du v\u00e9lo<\/b>, on s\u2019aper\u00e7oit que dans la r\u00e9gion, IL N\u2019Y A PAS de routes plates ni de descentes, il n\u2019y a que des c\u00f4tes et des faux-plats et, ne nous voilons pas la face, une selle de v\u00e9lo, \u00e7a fait mal au cul (c\u2019est encore pire sans la selle para\u00eet-il\u2026).<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Avec la course \u00e0 pied<\/b>, je crois qu\u2019on tient le summum de la cr\u00e9tinerie\u00a0: c\u2019est tr\u00e8s fatigant, surtout qu\u2019on court derri\u00e8re rien du tout et que personne ne nous poursuit, un exercice totalement vain et ridicule donc\u2026<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Il se trouve que je pratique les 3 sports, c\u2019est que je dois \u00eatre un parfait cr\u00e9tin (et tous ceux qui me connaissent ne me d\u00e9mentiront pas).<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Cependant, il m\u2019arrive d\u2019en tirer quelques satisfactions\u2026<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Au ping<\/b>, il arrive parfois qu\u2019on tombe sur une bonne table\u00a0: juste la bonne longueur, avec un filet juste \u00e0 la bonne hauteur, que la raquette et l\u2019adversaire soient coop\u00e9ratifs et alors l\u00e0, par miracle, la balle est juste orange comme il faut et qu\u2019est-ce qu\u2019on prend du plaisir avec ses co-\u00e9quipiers\u00a0!!!<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Et c\u2019est ce qui s\u2019est pass\u00e9 samedi, m\u00eame si nous avons perdu\u00a0: presque tous les matches ont \u00e9t\u00e9 accroch\u00e9s et int\u00e9ressants, le suspense a \u00e9t\u00e9 total puisque nous \u00e9tions \u00e0 8\/8 au d\u00e9but des 2 derniers matches\u2026 P-Yves<\/b> fait seulement 1 alors qu\u2019il a bien jou\u00e9 et a fait des sets tr\u00e8s accroch\u00e9s. Gwen<\/b> fait 3, il perd juste un match au 5\u00e8me<\/sup> set apr\u00e8s avoir furieusement bataill\u00e9 contre un p\u2019tit jeune, Steve, tr\u00e8s rapide et tr\u00e8s motiv\u00e9. Chris<\/b>, avec son jeu fort peu acad\u00e9mique, fait 3. Et notre BB<\/b> (Boulet Barbu) fait z\u00e9ro (et le d\u00e9sespoir de ses parents), c\u2019est d\u00e9solant\u00a0: \u00e0 l\u2019entra\u00eenement lundi et mercredi, il a pass\u00e9 tout ce qu\u2019il voulait\u2026 Heureusement, il a assur\u00e9 en double o\u00f9 il a fait tr\u00e8s peu d\u2019erreurs.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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La course \u00e0 pied<\/b>, c\u2019est le bonheur quand t\u2019as fini\u00a0: la t\u00eate est vide, t\u2019as tenu le temps que tu t\u2019\u00e9tais fix\u00e9\u2026 Finalement, pas si cr\u00e9tin que \u00e7a\u00a0!!!<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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Pour le v\u00e9lo<\/b>, d\u00e9sol\u00e9, je trouve pas\u2026 Surtout que, souvent, en plus des c\u00f4tes et du mal de cul, bizarrement, tu as le vent dans le nez \u00e0 l\u2019aller ET au retour.<\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
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